Hear i am

here's a little bit of audio I made today - off a corporate vizz I'm workin' on.

here I am in Atlanta Georgia
http://genericversatility.com/music/hearIam.mp3

Dog Brain Dog

smear # 2 bought me some new case fans for my old pentium 4 music machine. Thanks Smeary! I made you this for your new website Dogbraindog.com

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Enter the vortex. dogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandogmandog

DOG BRAIN

Mosaic - Tammy from high school

I never really knew Tammy. I heard her hair caught fire once.

doodooakon

Supervan

Normally, I don't like to post finds from other blogs, but this was just too good to resist. I've always had a secret wish (now not so secret...) to build my own vehicle, and I have oggled the plans of RQ Riley many times, dreaming of the day I could build my own supervan!
This vizz was posted on boing boing and is yet another classic that time forgot from everythingisterrible.... I give you "SUPERVAN"



This post is dedicated to the newlyweds, Mr. and Mrs. Lucas Winters

shoutout#6 2 my subs (not)

i just pulled a 20 hour work day. 175% human - special thanks to amp energy drink heart exploding pissberry spritzer

Julie - acting demo reel

Acting is a fine art. The emotions that can be communicated through subtle facial expressions; the quivering of a lip or even the trickle of a forced tear down the cheek of a trained actor is worth a thousand words. This is fucking hilarious comedy. My favourite part is when they kiss and he says 'I miss you too Julie'. Can't wait for the feature film to come out... So inspiring

BINGO. ! USB Key score- sexy woman!!!!!

LOL. I went to the bar tonight and watched Runs with the Kittens slay axe. On my way home I found this 2 gb USB key on the sidewalk and oh my god the shit that's on there!!!!!!

Everybody Meet Angie.



I laughed my ass of when I saw what was on it. What a pleasant surprise.

My personal fav's are the heart shaped meat and the monkey -devil -angel Canadiana tattoo.

ENJOY

http://www.genericversatility.com/angie/angie.html

There are more files in the parent directory if you want to see her boobies.

There was also a word document on the key but it's in French and I can't understand it. If somebody out there knows french could you please read this and tell me what it all means.
http://genericversatility.com/angie/ANGIE.doc
& if anybody knows who angie is I'd love to give her back her 2gb USB KeyThanks.

Swearing Weatherman

I was saving my Fave for the end... (This man is my brother!)

More Hotbox!!! Wiener falls!

I was going to save this for tomorrow, but I couldn't wait!
WIENER FALLS


Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

HOTBOX

ROBOCOP CEREAL
from the show HOTBOX...

Richie Jackson Skateboards

The Sexman did it!

Just kickin' it old school bitches! I saw this the other day and it blew my mind. Both fiddy and the sexman make fun of each other in perfect harmony.




good for the sexinator.

HAXXOR special, Dell p3 Celeron 1.1ghz (St.Clair Bathurst)

Just put this bad ass machine on Craigslist... just let me know if you want it!!!

THE POST

berzerko

I just got back from a fantastic business trip in Milwaukee. It was really fun. I got lots of great footage and even got kicked out of a Willie Nelson concert after sneaking in with the wrong press pass. I at least got 5 seconds of Willie ftg before getting chased down and escorted out of the building. I also had the pleasure of shooting the beautiful Sarah Vonderhaar - one of the girls who was not the top model on America's Next Top Model season 8 which was cool because I think I convinced her to let me do a 3d model of her so she could compete in season 2 of the smearballs America's next top 3d Model competition. -the quest for the most beautiful 3d model of the most beautiful model in the world. All the other hott 3d models of models will be jealous of my 3d model of Sarah because she will be perfect in every way.

I've been really busy lately so haven't been posting a lot of vizz but lots of amazing stuff has been coming my way including a wicked top secret video project for a crazy sonofabitch named Ken Block. If you don't know, Ken is a pro rally car driver and one of the founders of DC Shoes and as it turns out a huge fan of Smearballs videos. Check out his vizz -especially 3:00. Totally the most awesome driving ever. It'll probably be a month or 2 before you see anything but can't wait to get going on that shit.





word out.