what is it with these eastern European haircuts??

these guys rule

Heels & Zimerman

A old college friend started this clothing and skateboard company.... with my name in the title. I find it quite a bit weird, but also flattering. I would probably like it more if everything they were producing was mind blowing, but some of it just feels like recycled ideas. I don't want to be too harsh, some of it is great shit, like these t-shirts:





However... after writing graffiti for so many years, it is really painful on the eyes, to see weak handstyles... especially when it's your name.


Also, dolphin T, and a few others are kinda not awesome.

Maybe the "something for everyone" approach will work for them, and I'm just a butthole. If you see something you like from the site, you should buy it!

hzapparel.com

News news news

Lots of great things are happening in smearworld these days. Ken Block & DC shoes have decided to make our Gymkhana remix into an official DC video release- as a Smearballs / Davy Force artist interpretation video. I'm pretty excited about this as Mr. Force & I have put a pretty crazy video together & it's pretty cool of DC to get behind our insane nonsense. Plus we get free kickass shoes.
Here's a couple more stillz.
The full video should be online before the end of the monthish.
Also smearballs.com is going to become a reality pretty soon. Jamie is working on his own website, & I got some new vizz equipment & the whole smearballs crew is hitting the streets for a new series in the coming weeks.

squeeze cheeze

here's the sexual soundtrack to pizza commercial #1

http://genericversatility.com/music/pizza2.mp3

Pump it

pizza commercial #1 - 4 cheeze squeeze - pump it. coming soon to an internetz near you

funny shit.

PIZZA

Just started making a whole bunch of pizza ads for an upcoming episode of Kenny Vs. Spenny.

This is just a bullshit little test of a 3d pizza pie. The final clips will be pretty hilarious. Got a lot of insane footage of Kenny's ass & him with a giant bear costume & 2' glittery penis wang.

Smearball EXPOSED!!!

After my last "What's with the Homeless?" post, where I intended to rally fellow Smearballers into rising up against the homeless for not eating food hand outs, I was instead met with logical and well thought out reasons as to why homeless folks don't take food hand outs. Way to think about everything intelligently losers.
So now I am back with a brand new beef that I am sure none of us can justify; PRE-RIPPED JEANS.
Jeans tell a story with their rips and stains. But if these rips are intentionally and strategically placed then their story becomes nothing but a bold faced lie. Further, what does this say about the person sporting these counterfeit jeans? Well, it says they can't be trusted for one.
Now here's the kicker, it's not just flakes and scenesters that fall victim to this fraudulent fashion faux pas, it can happen to anyone.

LIKE SMEARBALL FOR INSTANCE!!!!

For shame Smearball, for shame.

This is Nate Milk keepin' them honest.

Jamie 'clears the air' around women

Women are not all created equal and he's got the balls to prove it.

Almost Breathing

I can't decide whether I'm going to order a cutout of Meg Ryan, or the bass player from 3 Days Grace.



http://almostbreathing.com/

No Print Shop Needed: Life-Sized Cardboard Cut-Outs So Real They are Almost Breathing

Graham, one of our happy customers with his new Calista Flockhart stand-up

Do you have a favorite celebrity? Is your games room looking a little boring? Your bedroom needs to be more “fun”? Do you have a loved one serving in Iraq? Missing your grandkids? Need Something MORE for your birthday party than balloons? Are you helping your daughter and her friends with prom and want it to be memorable? Special thx to 'the Prince' for sending this gem in

Dawg Toppings

Dawg toppings
Originally uploaded by Sammy Dingbat

Scanned some ol' drawings for a show in Germany... I'll be posting them over the next coupla days as well as some info about the show!

Drift Cancer

Here's a little bit of the sound track to the gymkhana remixxx.

http://genericversatility.com/music/DriftCancer.mp3





I got this new shirt & I think I'm gonna wear it on my own international 'how i feel' tour & party like it's 1998 all over again very soon.

















I also just got over 3 1/2 tonnes of firewood & 250 gallons of water & am now almost fully prepared to watch the rest of the world flake out & die in the upcoming apocalypse.

Blogitech 89000

happy Haloweeeeeen

HALOWEINER

Logitech quickcam 9000 - best shit ever

halosmween

Darth Zordrunner
Originally uploaded by Sammy Dingbat

Darth Zordrunner

WOWOWOWO

can anyone tell me more about this opening between a woman's legs??